4 Question: what is a cheesesmonger Keywords: cheesemonger Asked by 826rbte36 to Stu on 5 Mar 2016.
Stuart Inglis answered on 5 Mar 2016:
A cheesemonger is a person who sells cheese (think the person behind the cheese counter in the supermarket 😉 ). I’ve got plenty more cheese jokes:
Q. How do you get a bear out the woods? A. Camembert (said “come on bear”!!)
Paul commented on 5 Mar 2016:
Very apt cheese jokes mate as they are very cheesy lol
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263rbte33 commented on 11 Mar 2016:
yes they r 🙂
Kyle M commented on 7 Mar 2016:
great cheesy joke
Abbie commented on 7 Mar 2016:
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi!
ana commented on 14 Mar 2016:
I don’t get it. what is Halloumi?:(
Paul commented on 8 Mar 2016:
Oh dear I’m doing it now
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
There was de brie everywhere!
Stu commented on 9 Mar 2016:
Loves it!
Q. What cheese is made backwards? A. E-D-A-M
ThunderSpark commented on 11 Mar 2016:
ha thats funny
Paul commented on 11 Mar 2016:
Very good lol
Abbie commented on 13 Mar 2016:
How do you handle dangerous cheese?
Caerphilly.
Stu commented on 14 Mar 2016:
Noice! I hadn’t heard that one before Abbie!
Here’s another one: Q. What sort of cheese doesn’t belong to you? A. Nacho cheese!
Matt commented on 15 Mar 2016:
I dont do cheese puns as a roule.
Stu commented on 17 Mar 2016:
Yaaaasssss Matt!
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Paul commented on :
Very apt cheese jokes mate as they are very cheesy lol
263rbte33 commented on :
yes they r 🙂
Kyle M commented on :
great cheesy joke
Abbie commented on :
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi!
ana commented on :
I don’t get it. what is Halloumi?:(
Paul commented on :
Oh dear I’m doing it now
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
There was de brie everywhere!
Stu commented on :
Loves it!
Q. What cheese is made backwards?
A. E-D-A-M
ThunderSpark commented on :
ha thats funny
Paul commented on :
Very good lol
Abbie commented on :
How do you handle dangerous cheese?
Caerphilly.
Stu commented on :
Noice! I hadn’t heard that one before Abbie!
Here’s another one:
Q. What sort of cheese doesn’t belong to you?
A. Nacho cheese!
Matt commented on :
I dont do cheese puns as a roule.
Stu commented on :
Yaaaasssss Matt!