• Question: what is the best joke you have ever heard

    Asked by mollymay to Ainz, Hannah, Norbert, Simon, Siu on 16 Jun 2015.
    • Photo: Simon Lay

      Simon Lay answered on 16 Jun 2015:

      There’s two fish in a tank, and one says ”How do you drive this thing?”
      Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant

    • Photo: Norbert Gogiel

      Norbert Gogiel answered on 16 Jun 2015:

      A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

    • Photo: Craig Ainslie

      Craig Ainslie answered on 25 Jun 2015:

      What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?

      Rev

      I used to roll at this when I was younger and it still tickles me now!

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