When I was about 5, I was running ahead of my parents through a “Winter Gardens” at a park near where I lived. It’s kind of like a really, really big greenhouse that has all sorts of rare and exotic plants (and some small animals) in it all year round.
I had ran round a corner, and there was a small pool of water that had several rocks and around 10 terrapins (small turtles) in it. I had never seen terrapins before, so I leaned in to touch one of them… and I fell right in to the water! The water absolutely freezing, and I couldn’t speak! Luckily, I was wearing a big puffy jacket, so I ended up floating on my back. A few seconds later my parents came round the corner and pulled me out the water. I was cold and shocked to say the least!
The ironic thing was that my favourite TV program at the time was Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles!
I was inspecting a bridge one night, as we had had to close the road in order for my team to use a cherry picker to get right up underneath the bridge and measure the steel girders. Now as I am sure you have seen, pigeons love to nest in the alcoves of bridges. Well I was reaching into this dark alcove, trying to shine my torch in around my arm to see what I was doing when the bridge started squawking. Or rather a very unhappy pigeon did. I pulled my arm out and this poor bird came flapping out, very disgruntled that I had disturbed his sleep. It gave me quite a shock but the pigeon showed his annoyance by leaving a little “present” on the sleeve of my jacket.
My team said it was very funny watching me get told off by a pigeon while I was quite a few metres off the ground.
When I was at school and about 16/17 went on a rugby tour to Ireland. When we were on the coach to Ireland, my ‘friends’ were saying ‘have you got your passport?’ I didn’t and I didn’t know that you didn’t need one so I was really worried that they would have to leave me behind, I ended up having to hide in the toilet to get on board the ferry and then once on the ferry I had to hide on in the toilet on the ferry. About 30 minutes later a loud speaker announcement was made by the ferrys captain…’Could Peter Symons please report to the front desk!’ This had me really worried as I thought they would have to throw me off. When I got to the front desk all the Rubgy team with big smiles on there faces, I knew then i had been stitched up! I didnt find it funny at the time but when I look back it was all good Banter and can laugh about it!
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